Race 11 - Day 3
Crew Diary - A Poem: The Domestic Engineer
06 May

The Domestic Engineer

There are some that sit and some that kneel and some that stand when they have a pee

Their marksmanship is varied, though all acclaim their accuracy

But woe is me the truth is out the tell-tale signs are all about

Someone has to clean the mess for the guilty party will not confess

Though stench and filth assail them, the crew they should not fear

For armed with cloths and anti-vac here comes the domestic engineer

My aim is good, my arm is strong, I falter not as I sweep and clean

With pride I set about my task, setting new benchmarks in head hygiene

Oh how they sparkle gaily for all to see

Now they are both cleaner by far than me!

Magnus Irvin